OK I was bored this moring and I felt like responding to DUs, Conservative Prayer post.

On the first day of Christmas the government gave to me
A condom to save me from VD
On the second day of Christmas the government gave to me
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the third day of Christmas the government gave to me
Three painful taxes,
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the forth day of Christmas the government gave to me
Four paroled killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the fifth day of Christmas the government gave to me
Five pointless fees
Four paroled killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the sixth day of Christmas the government gave to me
Six gays a wedding, five pointless fees
Four paroled killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the seventh day of Christmas the govenment gave to me
Seven new sin taxes
Six gays a wedding, five pointless fees
Four pardoned killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the eighth day of Christmas the government gave to me
Eight lawyers suing, Seven new sin taxes
Six gays a wedding, five pointless fees
Four pardoned killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the ninth day of Christmas the government gave to me
Nine Chinese loan sharks
Eight lawyers suing, Seven new sin taxes
Six gays a wedding, five pointless fees
Four pardoned killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the tenth day of Christmas the government gave to me
Ten corporate bailouts, Nine Chinese loan sharks
Eight lawyers suing, Seven new sin taxes
Six gays a wedding, five pointless fees
Four pardoned killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the eleventh day of Christmas the government gave to me
Eleven percent not working
Ten corporate bailouts, Nine Chinese loan sharks
Eight lawyers suing, Seven new sin taxes
Six gays a wedding, five pointless fees
Four pardoned killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
On the twelve day of Christmas the government gave to me
Twelve senseless speechs, Eleven percent not working
Ten corporate bailouts, Nine Chinese loan sharks
Eight lawyers suing, Seven new sin taxes
Six gays a wedding, five pointless fees
Four pardoned killers, three painful taxes
Two abortion rulings and a condom to save me from VD
--FlaGator