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  1. #1 "You Can't Hide Your Climate Lies." 
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    Climate Lies

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    More information continues to come out on the East Anglia CRU leaked emails and documents that are providing details on the hoax known as Anthropogenic Global Warming.

    Senator Jim Inhofe of Oklahoma is calling for congressional inquiries, for instance. While it's too early to tell, this development could mean the end of Cap and Trade legislation in the US, and will hopefully lead to investigations worldwide on the whole scam.

    One thing you haven't heard is that Al Gore and some of his cronies at the CRU have released a song about this whole sordid affair. AoftheA has gotten a bootleg copy of the lyrics, and I'm reproducing them here.

    Climate Lies (to the tune of "Lyin' Eyes", by the Eagles)

    Sung by Al Gore and The CRUners

    Scientists just seem to find out early
    How to open doors in politics
    A perfect scam
    And we won't have to worry
    As long as no one figgers out our tricks!

    "Day and night, our fragile Earth is heatin'!"
    We'll tell the hapless folks it's all their fault.
    We'll say they're why the glaciers are retreatin'
    While taxpayer monies fill up all our vaults.

    And we'll tell them that the Earth will soon be burnin'
    Cos' of oil and CO2 and made up facts.
    The media will keep folks out there from learnin'
    That we're cheatin', lyin', data-changin' quacks.

    Now we can't hide our climate lies
    And our graphs are a thin disguise.
    We hoped by now the seas would rise
    But there's no way to hide our climate lies.

    On the other side the skeptics are all waitin'
    With fiery eyes and threats we're goin' down.
    We thought we could get by without debatin'
    If only those polar bears had gone and drowned!

    If this had come out after
    Copenhagen.
    Then all these allegations wouldn't take.
    Think of all those taxes we almost raked in
    If no one proved our hockey stick was fake.

    But we can't hide our climate lies
    And our graphs are a thin disguise.
    We hoped by now the seas would rise
    But there's no way to hide our climate lies.

    We're gonna go and pour ourselves a tall one
    And curse because it isn't hot as hell
    There's still a chance our careers aren't all done
    As long as there's no skit on SNL.

    We wonder how it ever got this crazy.
    This whole event we'd rather just forget
    Did we get tired, or did we just get lazy?
    We wish I never built the Internet.

    My oh my! We sure knew how to arrange things
    We set it up so well, so carefully.
    But now this goldang hacker's gone and changed things
    And forced us to try and spin this cleverly.

    Cos' we can't hide our climate lies
    And our graphs are a thin disguise.
    We hoped by now the seas would rise
    But there's no way to hide our climate lies.

    Just no way to hide our climate lies.
    I'm not givin' back my Nobel prize
    Even if this means our full demise
    Honey, we can't hide our climate lies.

    http://www.creativeminorityreport.co...mate-lies.html
    Last edited by megimoo; 12-02-2009 at 04:04 PM.
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