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  1. #1 I just got a vasectomy today. 
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    I don't want to be punished with a baby. :D
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    Welcome! Do you need an extra pillow? :)
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Welcome! Do you need an extra pillow? :)



    Nope I'm feeling fine. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crazy Eddie View Post
    I don't want to be punished with a baby. :D
    I have two daughters. The oldest is my wife's for sure, but the second, I fucked around so much, we are not sure who the mother is.
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    Keep your feet up.
    Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
    Don't have sex tonight.


    Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

    rm -rf obama*
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    Ahhh the ol purple marbles, what memories. I was actually three weeks too late in getting mine. I was still a little sore, and my fun loving wife put a positive preg test stick on the toilet tank for me to find.
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    So are you feeling better today, Crazy Eddie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bongo55 View Post
    my fun loving wife put a positive preg test stick on the toilet tank for me to find.
    A few months after I got paroled in 2001, I still had my prison muscles and abs and at 41 I started banging this married 23 year old. She was hot and looked like Morena Baccarin. I had been tagging that ass for about three months when one night as we were lying in bed she says that she and her husband were trying to have a baby.

    I was shocked to my very core. "You do know how that happens right?" was all I could think of to say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Keep your feet up.
    Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
    Don't have sex tonight.


    Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.
    Am I reading this correctly?

    You were laying there with your feet up and the cat jumped on you and then you...

    Oh HELL no!


    :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by asdf2231 View Post
    Am I reading this correctly?

    You were laying there with your feet up and the cat jumped on you and then you...

    Oh HELL no!


    :D
    Bwahahahahahahaa.
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