Originally Posted by BadCat
Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.
Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.
Your cat jumped in your lap so you had sex with it? :eek:
And he asked for a Muslim lawyer:
...Nolen, a recent Muslim convert, was moved Wednesday morning from...
I remember the winner of a contest of "Country Song Titles that Should Exist":
"Jesus, When You Come Back, Bring Elvis." :cool:
And so it begins...
And for anyone who doubts it, every title is verifiable.
Mau-mau Mary, her legs are long and hairy.
Smile! It will increase your face value.