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    Senior Member AlmostThere's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Keep your feet up.
    Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
    Don't have sex tonight.


    Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.
    Your cat jumped in your lap so you had sex with it? :eek:
    Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Keep your feet up.
    Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
    Don't have sex tonight.


    Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.
    You simply did not know any better as you where only 14 at the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Keep your feet up.
    Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
    Don't have sex tonight.


    Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.
    I guess we now know where your name comes from. :D
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    Eddie, I just want to say that I think you're cool for doing what you did because a lot of men won't do that.
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    Alright bozos...I had sex with my girlfriend that night, I figured "hey why not? I feel pretty good". Lets' just say that after that particular bout of testicular abuse, the "afterglow" was not what I was anticipating.

    Being rather severely injured at this point, I went down into the TV room and lay on the couch, with my feet elevated as the Dr. had instructed me.

    I happened to glance down and see my 20 lb tom cat looking up at me wanting to be petted. I could not move fast enough to stop him from jumping into my lap.

    rm -rf obama*
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