I just got a vasectomy today.

[AlmostThere]

Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

Your cat jumped in your lap so you had sex with it? :eek:

[RobJohnson]

Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

You simply did not know any better as you where only 14 at the time.

[Lanie]

Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

I guess we now know where your name comes from. :D

[Lanie]

Eddie, I just want to say that I think you're cool for doing what you did because a lot of men won't do that.

[BadCat]

Alright bozos...I had sex with my girlfriend that night, I figured "hey why not? I feel pretty good". Lets' just say that after that particular bout of testicular abuse, the "afterglow" was not what I was anticipating.

Being rather severely injured at this point, I went down into the TV room and lay on the couch, with my feet elevated as the Dr. had instructed me.

I happened to glance down and see my 20 lb tom cat looking up at me wanting to be petted. I could not move fast enough to stop him from jumping into my lap.