Some jokes I got in an email...

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning?
They went clubbing!

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree.
He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to named -"Elin Woods...clubs you can beat Tiger with."

Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?