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US PRESIDENT Barack Obama landed in Norway today to accept his Nobel Peace Prize, amid controversy over his role as a "war president" and widespread doubts about whether he deserves the honour.
It is said he will be mnaking a speech her himself wrote...somewhere in there , it is believed he will mention the reason he got the prize.

Reports state that the actual picture of the NJoberl Committee getting down and sucking his dick will be withheld from publication.

Mr Obama touched down after an overnight flight from Washington on Air Force One, ahead of a day of ceremonies marking the surprise decision by the Nobel committee to honour the first-year president.
Which was followd by worldwide derision and laughter at the posturing of this abject failure of a man.

Norway was rolling out its biggest ever security operation to protect Mr Obama, who aides said would address the apparent paradox in being honoured as a man of peace days after ordering 30,000 more troops to Afghanistan.
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Blame Bush

Paragraph eleven: closing remarks.