CU Predictions For 2010!

[Gingersnap]

Every year around this time web sites and tabloids stock up on their predictions for the coming year. Since making "psychic" predictions requires no special talent or skill, I don't see why we can't do the same thing (you heavy drinkers will understand this best).

So contact your spirit guides, suck up that sage bundle (or whatever), and show us your stuff. What are your predictions for 2010?

Let's keep this fun and not overly political. If you get a "vision" about a political assassination, call the Secret Service or Interpol - don't waste time posting it here. ;)

[FlaGator]

Osama will be found and taken alive.

[lacarnut]

The Tea Party candidates. AKA Repubs, will stomp the piss out of the Democrats in the 010 elections.

[patriot45]

The temperature will go up 20 degrees, ocean levels will rise 10 feet. polar bears will invade Florida!!!
Woe is me! Al Gore will have to replace the 0 as prez!

[Big Guy]

Obama will be nominated as President of the world by Hugo Chavez and Gadahfi will second the motion. Obama will get embarassed but accept the nomination for the "good of the world". :D

[Bubba Dawg]

The Cubs will win the World Series.

[hampshirebrit]

Osama will be found and taken alive.

In'sh'allah, this will be. This is my most ardent wish for this year, for next year, for any year. There will be a fine feast at my house, in'sh'allah, the day that this happens. :D

[Gingersnap]

I predict that LiLo will revive her flagging career with a hetero sex tape. VB will continue to return structure and elegance to non-porkers while living on 500 calories a day. Stossel will blow his detractors out of the water with his new show. Tap water will be the new Pinot Grigio but Red Bull and vodka will remain the old toast and coffee of the hipster set. :D

[ralph wiggum]

The Cubs will win the World Series.

And then "global warming/climate change" will cause the entire city of Chicago to fall into Lake Michigan.

[Bubba Dawg]

And then "global warming/climate change" will cause the entire city of Chicago to fall into Lake Michigan.

C'me on Ralph. There's always next year.

I bought a used edition of George Will's baseball book Men at Work.

He autographed it for the original owner. In it he signed his name underneath Revenge '69.

That's only been 40 years.