Ha! Mom sent this to me today!!
Senior Health Care Solution
So you're a senior citizen and the government says no
health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets.
You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.
Of course, this
means you will be sent to prison - where you will get 3
meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care
you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great.
New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same
government that just told you that you are too old for
health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't
have to pay any income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY