#1 The Biker and the Lion (A lesson in politics)
12-19-2009, 11:32 AM
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- Aug 2005
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S.Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S.MARINE-BIKER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the liberal news media's approach to the news these days.
12-19-2009, 03:21 PM
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Sonora, Texas
I loved it when Bill Maher had Penn Gillette on once. Maher was making fun of the fact that President Bush had only read two books in the previous year. Gillette asked him, point blank, "How many books did he have to read for you not to say a fucking thing?" Maher was just, "Ugh. Buh..Buh." "Come on. Tell me! How would be too few? If he read 12 would you say that he read too many? Maybe you should just shut the fuck up!"
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