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  1. #1 Little Girl On A Plane 
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    A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the
    airplane leaving from Atlanta when the he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

    'Oh, I don't know,' said the southern congressman. 'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly.

    OK, ' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first.. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

    The southern legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

    To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit?

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    Hope you don't mind if I pass this on to a few people; will give credit where credit is due.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eagle View Post
    Hope you don't mind if I pass this on to a few people; will give credit where credit is due.
    Ha, have at it, I got it in an e-mail too!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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