Historian: Lincoln gay claim a hoax

[Rebel Yell]

Ah, yes, the "South is fixin' to rise" thing. Again. :p

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28559

It's already risen. That's why y'all all move down here to retire. Then again, y'all have already annexed Florida. So, nevermind.

[linda22003]

Florida's too far south. No one likes to be sticky.

[Rebel Yell]

Florida's too far south. No one likes to be sticky.

I don't know. Georgians can hardly tell the difference between Floridians and Yankees anymore. I don't know how many times I've heard this exchange.

"What's wrong with him/her?"
" He/she must be a Yankee."
"No, he/she is from Florida."
"Oh. Well, same difference."

[Rockntractor]

Soggy Yankees = Skankees?

[Full-Auto]

I honestly believe Lincoln was a cock sucker.

[Lanie]

That would mean the South got it's ass handed to it by a homo?

*runs like hell*

Okay, that was funny as hell. :D

[AmPat]

If you could ignore the shiny object of slavery, the South was right. ;)

They felt they were being strong armed by the north. The main issue was the principle of States Rights. This was the intent of the Constitution. It was written to ensure a small federal government with LIMITED power. We now have a huge and all-powerful federal government who believes they know best in Washington what the good citizens of Des Moines reguire.