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    Sitting Behind Nuns at a Ballgame
    SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
    (WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW),
    THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS
    IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.
    IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING
    TO MOVE TO UTAH , THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
    THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
    "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA , THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."
    THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO ,
    THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."
    ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
    AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID,
    "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    Sitting Behind Nuns at a Ballgame
    SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME
    (WHOSE HEAD GEAR PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW),
    THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS
    IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.

    IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING
    TO MOVE TO UTAH , THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."
    THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,
    "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA , THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

    THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO ,
    THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

    ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN,
    AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID,
    "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL ... THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE."
    Or when thee get thee home to thy kennel I hope thy mother bites thee !
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    Oh, snap! ...
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