Thread: Jesus knows you're here
#1 Jesus knows you're here01-16-2010, 02:31 PM
>A Burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
>around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
>'Jesus knows you're here.'
>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
>When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued.
>Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires,
>clear as a bell he heard
>'Jesus is watching you.'
>Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the
>source of the voice.
>Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest
>on a parrot.
>Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.'Yep', the parrot
>confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is
>The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
>'Moses,' replied the bird.
>'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
>'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'
" To the world you are just one more person, but to a rescued pet, you are the world."
"A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!"
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