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#1 How Chav Are You? Quiz.07-29-2008, 02:59 PM
I am fascinated by this. I barely know what a chav is and here I qualify up to 18%. You will probably do better (or worse) depending on your grasp of Brit Speak: The Chav Test
You are 18% chav!
07-29-2008, 03:05 PM
13%. I have never heard the term chav. I didn't understand half of those questions.Loyalty Binds Me- Motto of Richard III
07-29-2008, 03:18 PM
I got 37%.
I have no idea how.:oThis is bigger than presidential politics. This is a battle for America.
07-29-2008, 03:23 PM
- Join Date
- May 2005
- Hartford, CT USA
You are 20% chav!
The questions presume you are English, e.g., calling a loo a toilet. My score's probably a bit higher than some as, for example, I could answer yes to going to Calais to buy booze. :D However, I've never heard the term either.
07-29-2008, 03:35 PM
Why wouldn't a pudding be a dessert? I have hung up the pine tree thingy in a real pinch (dog vomit incident - don't ask).
- Join Date
- Aug 2005
07-29-2008, 03:58 PM
You are 37% chav!
I think 'Chav' is another word for 'Pikey'. See the movie 'Snatch' for reference.
Honestly, what man hasn't taken a leak in the street at some point?Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
07-29-2008, 04:22 PM
Last edited by Space Gravy; 07-29-2008 at 04:24 PM.2009 CU Pro Football Pick'em Champ
07-29-2008, 04:25 PM
2. Do you have any preference over Burberry or Aquascutum check?
A bit passe nowadays, but there was a brief point where chavs favoured items of clothing from the above vendors (much to the vendors disquiet).
3. Does your Christmas dinner come from Iceland?
Iceland is a food retail outlet specializing in cheap frozen goodies.
8 Have you ever been to Majorca/Minorca?
Both of which have been the favourite holiday destination of the chav classes.
9 Have you ever worn jewellery from 'H Samuels'?
The tackiest jewellery retail in the UK, worse even than Ratners, whose owner described his own merchandise as "crap".
10 Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit?
The same standard, but a chav's suit outfitter.
19 Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler?
Not done so much in the US, but the 1300CC Vauxhall Astra with dark windows, two exhausts, one fake and the other noisy, and a big, pointless spoiler is a favourite Chav aspiration.
Everything else on the questionnaire is (I think) reasonably obvious...but do ask if you have questions.
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