I'm 9% Chav. I have no idea what that is. I have pissed in the street, have used pine tree air fresheners, have smoked hash (just souped up pot), have never even heard of the eatin' places mentioned.
Apparently a Chav is the polar opposite of a rendeck, I usually score about 90% on the redneck tests.
Pot noodle ... nothing to do with ramen, I'm afraid. Pot noodles are dried pots of mostly chemical stabilisers and flavour enhancers, a lot of salt and dried pasta and some other textured matter dyed to look like various vegatables and meat substances. They have a shelf-life beyond any other food product known to man, with the possible exception of military MREs.
The idea is that one boils a kettle of water, and empties about a cup full directly into the pot, lets it settle (and soften), then consumes it directly from the pot. Once consumed, the pot is normally discarded on the street.
We call them Wiggers, here.
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