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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Oh. I would have scored higher then. I love my Top Ramen!:D
    I figured that's where I got some points.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Oh. I would have scored higher then. I love my Top Ramen!:D
    But I could be wrong....;)
    Say what ya mean and get to the point quick....I don't have the attention span to listen to bullshit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Own brand? Pot noodle?
    Own brand = off brand

    Pot noodle = ramen type noodle which comes in a single serving heat proof plastic pot to which boiling water is added thus creating a tasty snack.*




    * The word tasty may not be a true, or indeed accurate, description of the taste.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Own brand = off brand

    Pot noodle = ramen type noodle which comes in a single serving heat proof plastic pot to which boiling water is added thus creating a tasty snack.*




    * The word tasty may not be a true, or indeed accurate, description of the taste.
    Hey I got those 2 right....:D
    Say what ya mean and get to the point quick....I don't have the attention span to listen to bullshit...

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    I'm 9% Chav. I have no idea what that is. I have pissed in the street, have used pine tree air fresheners, have smoked hash (just souped up pot), have never even heard of the eatin' places mentioned.

    Apparently a Chav is the polar opposite of a rendeck, I usually score about 90% on the redneck tests.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Own brand? Pot noodle?
    Own brand anything (own brand cola, in this case) ... made for and packaged in the supermarket's own branding.

    Pot noodle ... nothing to do with ramen, I'm afraid. Pot noodles are dried pots of mostly chemical stabilisers and flavour enhancers, a lot of salt and dried pasta and some other textured matter dyed to look like various vegatables and meat substances. They have a shelf-life beyond any other food product known to man, with the possible exception of military MREs.

    The idea is that one boils a kettle of water, and empties about a cup full directly into the pot, lets it settle (and soften), then consumes it directly from the pot. Once consumed, the pot is normally discarded on the street.
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    We call them Wiggers, here.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    We call them Wiggers, here.
    See, I told them that but they don't believe me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    We call them Wiggers, here.
    That and normal gangsters, Britain has the term chav not because of race but just because of who they are, so that'd include "gangstas" in America too.

    As for me:

    You are 17% chav!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Own brand = off brand

    Pot noodle = ramen type noodle which comes in a single serving heat proof plastic pot to which boiling water is added thus creating a tasty snack.*




    * The word tasty may not be a true, or indeed accurate, description of the taste.
    Cup a noodle....a good friend in college:p
    Say what ya mean and get to the point quick....I don't have the attention span to listen to bullshit...

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