Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
My wife was very upset about this and decided
to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why
I wan an increase. The firs is that I iron better than Jew.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband say so.'
Maria: 'The second reason is tha I am a better cook than Jew.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Jor husband did.'
Maria: 'My third reason is tha I am a better lover than Jew.'
Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.'
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'