A man went to a Costume Party with nothing but a young woman on his back.
"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the host asked.
"I'm a snail." The man replied.
"What a load of crap!" the host spat. "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that young woman on your back?"
"You've got it wrong, mate," the fellow replied. "That's Michelle".