A German, a Russian, a Japanese, and an American doctor are sitting around talking about "doctor things".
The German doctor says; "you know, in Germany our healthcare is so advanced we can take the kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him back to work in two days."
The Russian doctor says; "thats nothing. In Russia, we can take the kidney and liver out of one man, put them in another, and have him back to work in a week."
The Japanese doctor says; "well, in Japan we can take the kidney, the liver, and the heart out of one man and put them in another and have him back to work in a month!"
The American thinks for a second, and replies; "That's funny, because in America we just took a black guy with no brains out of Chicago, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."