Ever been to WalMart after midnight?
I guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story.
You ever wonder what would happen if you microwaved one of those tubes of Pillsbury rolls?
See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life.
Big deal, I toss a can of Copenhagen and a six pack of Keystone on the ground and that buys me at least 2 hours to get away.