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    Default 02-02-2010, 11:01 AM
    Ever been to WalMart after midnight?


    I guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story.
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    See if you can spot who in this picture is slowly being scarred for life.
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    Big deal, I toss a can of Copenhagen and a six pack of Keystone on the ground and that buys me at least 2 hours to get away.
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    Default 02-02-2010, 11:01 AM
    Lurkalot?


    Well if the Cowboys want to call themselves' America's Team, they need to have a true American cheerleader. I think we have found that diamond in the rough.
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    Default 02-02-2010, 11:03 AM
    I've never in my life been to WalMart after midnight. I've only been there a couple of times in my life BEFORE midnight. The website is hilarious, but it's as close as I need to get.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Default 02-02-2010, 11:13 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    I've never in my life been to WalMart after midnight. I've only been there a couple of times in my life BEFORE midnight. The website is hilarious, but it's as close as I need to get.
    WaMart is awesome for peoplw watching.
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    Default 02-02-2010, 11:18 AM
    If "awesome" is synonymous with "frightening"....
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    Default 02-02-2010, 12:50 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    WaMart is awesome for peoplw watching.

    My dad spent a whole day once people watching in Berkley, CA. He said he never saw so many freaky people in one town. He lives in Florida now, so he's probably seen that many freaky people since, just a different kind of freaky.
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    Default 02-02-2010, 12:57 PM
    You should be strung up and left to dangle for posting those pics....:(


    Now I'm going to have nightmares :eek:
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    We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
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    Default 02-02-2010, 02:17 PM
    Those people take "dream-dressing" to a whole new level.
    When the delegates emerged from the Constitutional Convention in 1787, a Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, “Well, Doctor, what have we got?” Franklin replied, “A republic, madam, if you can keep it.”
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    Default 02-02-2010, 02:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    You should be strung up and left to dangle for posting those pics....:(


    Now I'm going to have nightmares :eek:
    More like wet dreams.:eek::D
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    Default 02-02-2010, 02:43 PM
    http://www.conservativeunderground.c...hlight=walmart
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