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    Women avoid jail in glued penis case

    Published: Feb. 2, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    CHILTON, Wis., Feb. 2 (UPI) -- Four Wisconsin women were put on probation for a year Tuesday for gluing a man's penis to his stomach after finding out about his sexual dalliances.

    The women will get to avoid jail time of 30-60 days as long as they don't violate the terms of their probation, Madison's WKOW-TV reported. They also are to perform community service.
    Sounds to me like they already did the community a service. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Sounds to me like they already did the community a service. :D

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    So they've been set free to glue again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    So they've been set free to glue again!
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    "Authorities said Donessa Davis's wife, two lovers and an acquaintance of theirs had plotted their revenge last summer, luring him to a Stockbridge motel July 30 where they tied him up, blindfolded and assaulted him. The women told the court they didn't plan the gluing tactic; that part just evolved as the episode played out."

    Well, that's why they got off so easily; it was unpremeditated gluing. I guess someone just happened to have a tube of Stick-A-Dick in her purse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Well, that's why they got off so easily; it was unpremeditated gluing. I guess someone just happened to have a tube of Stick-A-Dick in her purse.
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    You know I have to wonder if people would be so blase about this if a disgruntled husband/boyfriend had glued his whore partners vagina shut . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Doesn't everybody?
    oooooookkkkaaaaayyyyy.....



    I am now, officially scared......:o




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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    You know I have to wonder if people would be so blase about this if a disgruntled husband/boyfriend had glued his whore partners vagina shut . . .
    Pretty hard to do, given the difference in the types of skin involved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Pretty hard to do, given the difference in the types of skin involved.
    I'm sure - but I'm betting that more people would be upset if it was done to a woman.
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