Nude sunbather suffers painful spike-related injury (Hampshire, UK)

[bijou]

A naked sunbather suffered minor injuries when he became impaled on a rusty metal spike during a drinking session with friends.

The 34-year-old man had been drinking with two friends and his girlfriend yesterday afternoon near Haslar Lake, Gosport, Hants, when he decided to sunbathe naked.

As he went to go to the toilet, he slipped and became impaled through his groin on the eight-inch long old iron post.

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There's always been something a little odd about the denizens of Hampshire .... :D

[Shannon]

Ouch!:eek:

Has anyone talked to Hamps since yesterday, btw?:p

[megimoo]

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There's always been something a little odd about the denizens of Hampshire .... :D

OMG through the groin ,my immage making circutry just went into overload !:eek:

[FlaGator]

Am I relieved. After reading the title I thought this was another homosexual misadventure story.

[LogansPapa]

shishkabob! :eek:

[Tantal]

Hampshire.......it's the new Florida.

[Goldwater]

Hampshire.......it's the new Florida.

Good, God no.

[asdf2231]

[jinxmchue]

Didn't some nude sunbather get his nuts caught in one of those weaved beach chairs not too long ago? There's a reason God invented clothes, people.

[bijou]

Didn't some nude sunbather get his nuts caught in one of those weaved beach chairs not too long ago? There's a reason God invented clothes, people.

Yes you're right there was. It is just punishment for inflicting the sight of wrinkly bits on an unwilling audience. ;)