#1 Nude sunbather suffers painful spike-related injury (Hampshire, UK)07-31-2008, 01:50 PMA naked sunbather suffered minor injuries when he became impaled on a rusty metal spike during a drinking session with friends.
The 34-year-old man had been drinking with two friends and his girlfriend yesterday afternoon near Haslar Lake, Gosport, Hants, when he decided to sunbathe naked.
As he went to go to the toilet, he slipped and became impaled through his groin on the eight-inch long old iron post.
There's always been something a little odd about the denizens of Hampshire .... :D
07-31-2008, 02:09 PM
Has anyone talked to Hamps since yesterday, btw?:pLoyalty Binds Me- Motto of Richard III
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07-31-2008, 04:26 PM
Am I relieved. After reading the title I thought this was another homosexual misadventure story.“Progress is Providence without God. That is, it is a theory that everything has always
perpetually gone right by accident. It is a sort of atheistic optimism, based on an
everlasting coincidence far more miraculous than a miracle.”
G. K. Chesterton
07-31-2008, 05:30 PM
shishkabob! :eek:At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
08-01-2008, 02:24 AM
Hampshire.......it's the new Florida.I'd rather have a daughter in a whorehouse than a son in the University of Texas.
08-01-2008, 12:43 PM
08-01-2008, 01:22 PM
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Didn't some nude sunbather get his nuts caught in one of those weaved beach chairs not too long ago? There's a reason God invented clothes, people.OPEACHMENT NOW!!!
"I was... ordered to drop my pants, bend over and spread my cheeks."
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