BLIND COWBOY
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>An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
>He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
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>After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,
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>"Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
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>In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
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>"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair,
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>considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:
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> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
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> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
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> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black
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>belt in karate.
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> 4.. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
> professional weightlifter.
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> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
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>Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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>The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
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>"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."