#1 Someone left his 'friend' under a parked car07-31-2008, 05:50 PMJust after 5 p.m. July 25, Milliken Police received a report of something or somebody beneath a car parked in a parking lot adjacent to Broad Street.
The officer found a fully inflated, life-size doll. Not your Raggedy Ann type doll. Unless Raggedy Ann is now a porn star. The doll was a “sex doll” with all the proper body parts and holes where … well, you get the idea.
The doll was transported, still inflated, in the back of a cruiser to the Police Department where it was deflated and booked into evidence.
“If someone wants to give us a call and identify it,” Chief Burack said, “we’d be happy to return it.”
Fun and frolics in Colorado. :D
07-31-2008, 06:14 PM
I've never had any interest in this type of "friend" before but hell, if they now have the ability to change your oil let me go get my credit card.Be Not Afraid.
08-01-2008, 01:33 PM“If someone wants to give us a call and identify it,” Chief Burack said, “we’d be happy to return it.”OPEACHMENT NOW!!!
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