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  1. #1 Someone left his 'friend' under a parked car 
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    Just after 5 p.m. July 25, Milliken Police received a report of something or somebody beneath a car parked in a parking lot adjacent to Broad Street.

    The officer found a fully inflated, life-size doll. Not your Raggedy Ann type doll. Unless Raggedy Ann is now a porn star. The doll was a “sex doll” with all the proper body parts and holes where … well, you get the idea.

    The doll was transported, still inflated, in the back of a cruiser to the Police Department where it was deflated and booked into evidence.

    “If someone wants to give us a call and identify it,” Chief Burack said, “we’d be happy to return it.”
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    I've never had any interest in this type of "friend" before but hell, if they now have the ability to change your oil let me go get my credit card.
    Be Not Afraid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    I've never had any interest in this type of "friend" before
    Whatever you say.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Whatever you say.
    I was using the "change your oil" thing as a cover.

    I bought two in case one of 'em happens to be union.
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    “If someone wants to give us a call and identify it,” Chief Burack said, “we’d be happy to return it.”
    Paging Eyelids. Eyelids, the Milliken Police have your special friend waiting for you at the station.
    OPEACHMENT NOW!!!

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