linkJust after 5 p.m. July 25, Milliken Police received a report of something or somebody beneath a car parked in a parking lot adjacent to Broad Street.
The officer found a fully inflated, life-size doll. Not your Raggedy Ann type doll. Unless Raggedy Ann is now a porn star. The doll was a “sex doll” with all the proper body parts and holes where … well, you get the idea.
The doll was transported, still inflated, in the back of a cruiser to the Police Department where it was deflated and booked into evidence.
“If someone wants to give us a call and identify it,” Chief Burack said, “we’d be happy to return it.”
Fun and frolics in Colorado. :D