Someone left his 'friend' under a parked car

[bijou]

Just after 5 p.m. July 25, Milliken Police received a report of something or somebody beneath a car parked in a parking lot adjacent to Broad Street.

The officer found a fully inflated, life-size doll. Not your Raggedy Ann type doll. Unless Raggedy Ann is now a porn star. The doll was a “sex doll” with all the proper body parts and holes where … well, you get the idea.

The doll was transported, still inflated, in the back of a cruiser to the Police Department where it was deflated and booked into evidence.

“If someone wants to give us a call and identify it,” Chief Burack said, “we’d be happy to return it.”

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Fun and frolics in Colorado. :D

[JB]

I've never had any interest in this type of "friend" before but hell, if they now have the ability to change your oil let me go get my credit card.

[Shannon]

I've never had any interest in this type of "friend" before

Whatever you say.

[JB]

Whatever you say.

I was using the "change your oil" thing as a cover.

I bought two in case one of 'em happens to be union.

[jinxmchue]

“If someone wants to give us a call and identify it,” Chief Burack said, “we’d be happy to return it.”

Paging Eyelids. Eyelids, the Milliken Police have your special friend waiting for you at the station.