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    Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

    The first hunter says " Wow, 'at's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

    The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

    The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

    So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two, and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

    While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
    walks up.

    "Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did ya?"

    The first hunter says " We sure nuff did. We was justa standin here a minute ago and yer goat come running out of them bushes over yonder doin'
    bout a hunert miles an hour and he jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

    And the old farmer said, "That ain't possible. I had him chained to a transmission!"

    Adios...Ed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it.

    The first hunter says " Wow, 'at's some hole, I can't even see the bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

    The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

    The first hunter says " There's this old transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see."

    So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two, and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole, and with no hesitation, jump in head first.

    While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer
    walks up.

    "Didn't happen to see my goat round here, did ya?"

    The first hunter says " We sure nuff did. We was justa standin here a minute ago and yer goat come running out of them bushes over yonder doin'
    bout a hunert miles an hour and he jumped headfirst into this here hole!"

    And the old farmer said, "That ain't possible. I had him chained to a transmission!"

    Adios...Ed
    Funny stuff Mr.Rock lmao.
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