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    Default 02-18-2010, 03:24 PM
    "Some People Say That Elton John Is a Disgustingly Fat and Sloppy Deviate Swine"

    Elton John gave an interview to Parade magazine in which he described his cocaine use and past treatment of young men, and said he thought that Jesus Christ was a homosexual.

    "I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems," John told the Sunday supplement. "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him.

    Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead."

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    Default 02-18-2010, 03:28 PM
    Dude, if Jesus was gay, he would have dressed better. Come on! A crown of thorns? If he was gay would he have forgiven that?
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    Default 02-18-2010, 03:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    Dude, if Jesus was gay, he would have dressed better. Come on! A crown of thorns? If he was gay would he have forgiven that?

    Yeah, and he didn't sashay on water.
    When the delegates emerged from the Constitutional Convention in 1787, a Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, “Well, Doctor, what have we got?” Franklin replied, “A republic, madam, if you can keep it.”
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    Default 02-18-2010, 08:00 PM
    Jesus says Elton John is a dumb-ass faggot.
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    Default 02-18-2010, 08:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Speedy View Post
    Dude, if Jesus was gay, he would have dressed better. Come on! A crown of thorns? If he was gay would he have forgiven that?
    I dunno. That purple robe was a tad suspect. And don't forget the rainbow.
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    Default 02-18-2010, 08:54 PM
    Who wears a purple cape and rides in a chariot.....Ben Gay.....
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Default 02-18-2010, 10:42 PM
    What is it about some musicians that makes then take absolutely asinine positions on things like politics and religion? I think it's fair to say that this faggot's career is over...
    Obama-if you're being run out of town, get out in front and pretend that it's a parade!!!
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    Default 02-21-2010, 06:49 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by obx View Post
    Jesus says Elton John is a dumb-ass faggot.
    You know who is going to have the last word.
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    Default 02-21-2010, 06:51 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by lacarnut View Post
    You know who is going to have the last word.
    Like a fly to shit!
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    Default 02-21-2010, 07:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Like a fly to shit!
    Anything like Pollipoop
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