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    When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

    Try this out:


    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
    'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '


    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    When you have an 'I Hate My Job day' [Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

    Try this out:


    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

    Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
    'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '


    Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

    HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
    Poli, Poli, Poli get with the program, its the 2010s! Thermometers do not have to go anywhere near your wrecktum! And they only sell those types at "specialty" stores now! :D

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    Unlike you, I have had jobs that I would have traded for a rectal thermometer tester. For example, going in sewer drains to measure the pipe on a survey crew with roaches crawling on you. Or well testing on the inter-bottom of cargo ships being built where contact with rats as big as cats was very real possibility. Back in the 60's any job was damn hard to find.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Poli, Poli, Poli get with the program, its the 2010s! Thermometers do not have to go anywhere near your wrecktum! And they only sell those types at "specialty" stores now! :D
    hey - My old man sent that to me. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by lacarnut View Post
    Unlike you, I have had jobs that I would have traded for a rectal thermometer tester. For example, going in sewer drains to measure the pipe on a survey crew with roaches crawling on you. Or well testing on the inter-bottom of cargo ships being built where contact with rats as big as cats was very real possibility. Back in the 60's any job was damn hard to find.
    Think of the poor guy that has to collect bull semen for artificial insemination. I wonder if they give the bull a dirty magazine?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Think of the poor guy that has to collect bull semen for artificial insemination. I wonder if they give the bull a dirty magazine?
    Wasn't that an episode of dirty jobs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    Wasn't that an episode of dirty jobs?
    I never watched it.
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