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  1. #1 "Goat Rapists Forced Into Marriage Owner Demands Dowry." 
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    Goat Rapists Forced Into Marriage:D

    The owner of a goat forcefully submitted to a threesome with two young male adults calls for traditional arrangements: marriage and a dowry. There was also some talk of criminal charges by the state, but a written complaint by the victim is yet to be filed.

    The young men, whose names and ages were not disclosed, were caught in the act by police and arrested outside the village of Mbucuta in the beautiful country of Mozambique. For accuracy purposes, weíll post a comparative picture of local women and local goats, possibly supporting the aforementioned charges. An apparently innocent bypasser/eyewitness has declared for the national radio: ďOne of the young men was naked and holding the goatís head, and the other was having sex with the animal. No footage was released.

    Raped Goat

    Local authorities say the two men will be charged with larceny, which is a now obsolete law term for the taking (caption) and carrying away (asportation) of personal property. The goatís owner may also file a civil suit against them, he said.

    The owner, backed up by family members is also demanding a traditional wedding ceremony, because itís the honorable thing to do. Honor isnít about making the right choices. Itís about dealing with the consequences, so the two young men will also have to come up with the dowry goods, which ironically involves some sheep being transferred from one household to another.

    The sheep had no comment on this matter and she seemed quite at peace, but our friends at Ultimate Goat Fansite are already trying to find visual evidence and get the poor victim into the US, where she will be driven around in a Ferrari and walked by two hotties.

    http://standardmadness.com/people/go...-into-marriage
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    Link is dead. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Link is dead. :(
    Try it again.It works for me !
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    Thats disgusting! A threesome is one guy and two girls!:mad:
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    Link is working. Possible victim goat:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Link is working. Possible victim goat:

    She's hawt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    She's hawt!
    Looks like she really enjoyed the whole thing !

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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Looks like she really enjoyed the whole thing !

    She kinda acts like she wants a cigarette or something!:D
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