And back to the Swedes for standing up to intense peer and Muslim pressure in order to defend free speech. ;)
Swen was standing on the street corner one day when Ole drove up in a new car. Swen asked, "Ole, where did you get the new car?" Ole answered, "I was out parking in the toolies with Lena, and she took off all her clothes and told me I could have whatever I wanted - so I took the car." Swen answered, "Well I think you made a wise choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
Great spot for svedish joke!:D
Svedish muzzie joke.:D
Ole has been shot to death. Vell, he vas up near da border with Canada cuttin trees. A forest ranger saw him at a distance and yelled "Vas is your name and whacha been doin"
Ole replied "Ole, bin loggin"
Sven gets out at station to fuel up when a nice looking car with Minneapolis plates pulls up and a snappily dressed guy gets out to gas up.
He asks Sven how it's going and Sven says it's fine. There's frantic knocking from inside Sven's truck and it's his wife, Lena.
"Vat da man say?", asks Lena. "Youst how it goes", says Sven.
The guy asks Sven if he's from around there and Sven says, "Ya, we gots da soybean farm up da road here."
More frantic knocking from Lena, "Vat he say now?" "Nuthin' much, we talk about the beans."
The guy can't stand it anymore. He waves toward the pickup and asks Sven, "What the hell is going on in there?"
"Oh, that's just the wife. She's big busybody."
The guy says, "I dated a woman like that. She was ugly, dumb, and lazy too but I dumped her."
More frantic knocking from inside the pickup. "What he say now, Sven?"
"He says he dated you." :D
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