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    Hey libtards Point out the bad parts!!!
    Now this is a stimulus plan!


    Dear Big 0,

    Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":


    There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

    1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

    2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

    3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.

    It can't get any easier than that!!

    P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

    Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

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    Only problem I see with this is that it's only 40 trillion dollars.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    Only problem I see with this is that it's only 40 trillion dollars.
    You are missing the big picture! We would cure the housing, job and auto industry problems at the same time, do the math! An expenditure that works out for the best!!

    Do you realize that in the Katrina disaster, if we just gave all the displaced 300,000 bucs each, we would have come out ahead!!!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Hey libtards Point out the bad parts!!!
    Now this is a stimulus plan!
    Can they wait 5 years?

    And when I saw The Fix, I thought it was this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzymBKGV8rw
    The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
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