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  1. #1 What does the Tea Party believe? A critique of ideology. 
    Our widdle friend. Wei Wu Wei's Avatar
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    I'm fascinated by the new conservative ideology. I'd like anyone who identifies as a Conservative or a Tea Party member to state some of their beliefs here.

    I would like to question and pick it apart to get a good idea of what, how, and why you believe what you do.
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    I believe......

    I believe I'll have a scotch. Oh, wait, I've got one. Go ahead. Never mind.

    I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.


    I believe that sometimes you gotta wreck the truck to get the insurance money to make the truck payment.

    I believe you show me a three year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking Coca-Cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.


    I believe that guns don't kill people, husbands that come home early do.


    I believe that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can not baptize cats.


    I believe in Pie!




    Why ain't his posts in the humor forum! :D

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    I believe in anti-arbitrary non-loquaciousness sarcastic rhetoric.

    Like this: blah blah blah!
    ...Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post

    I Believe, that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9meTP6L4S4
    "Don't vote. It only encourages the bastards." -PJ O'Roarke
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    I'm gonna need a bigger can.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    I believe... wee wee wee studies for rectal exams!

    :Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
    I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    I'm fascinated by the new conservative ideology.
    Clue: It ain't new....
    Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
    Ronald Reagan

    We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
    Ronald Reagan

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    I FIRMLY BELIEVE that wee wee is a total fucktard. How's that for conservative belief.
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    I FIRMLY BELIEVE that wee wee is a total fucktard. How's that for conservative belief.

    I'd say you hit the bulls-eye.
    ...Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megaguns91 View Post
    I'd say you hit the bulls-eye.
    He couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with shotgun....





    :p
    Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
    Ronald Reagan

    We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
    Ronald Reagan

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