Thread: Was Obama Dead?
#1 Was Obama Dead?03-25-2010, 11:12 AM
The Sheriff and The Farmer...
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone, including the President.
They spotted a lone farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"
"Yep. Sure did." The farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off his motor.
"Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United States?”
"Were there any survivors?"
"Nope. They's all kilt straight out" the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.."
"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he wasn't...
But you know what a liar he is."I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
03-25-2010, 10:49 PM
CITM is a joke too! What a dork.
: “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
” I wondered why the rock was getting larger. Then it hit me.
I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
SonnabendGuest03-26-2010, 11:45 PMYeah, the President and his family dying is so funny...Not.
Death of a President
In theaters: October 27, 2006
Conceived as a fictional TV documentary broadcast in 2008, reflecting on another monstrously despicable and cataclysmic event: the assassination of President George W. Bush on October 19th, 2007. The “documentary” combines archival footage and carefully composed interviews, presented in a respectful and dignified manner.
Of course not.
- Join Date
- May 2008
03-28-2010, 09:05 PM
I received this joke in an email, but didn't post, because I figured someone would take offense. Hate to think how many Bush derangement jokes were told and the kill the pres movie, that were oh so funny to the libs.
|« Previous Thread | Next Thread »|