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  1. #1 Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved 
    Police: Man tried to revive dead possum; alcohol involved
    Friday, March 26, 2010
    Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

    Police said a man will be charged with public drunkenness after several witnesses saw him attempting to resuscitate a road-killed opossum.

    State police said they charged Donald Wolfe, 55, of Brookville, Jefferson County, after they arrived at the scene on Route 36 in Oliver Township around 3 p.m. Thursday.

    A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.
    What kind of alcohol, I wonder?

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    Interesting choice.
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    How do they know the opossum was dead? He might have just been playing...well...you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    How do they know the opossum was dead? He might have just been playing...well...you know.
    The squishy guts and large tire track might have tipped them off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megaguns91 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    I had an LOL moment. :D
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