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    Sunny and warm blah blah blah. It's South Ga.

    TOTD: Just keeping it simple and cheery. A friend of my wife's was put on bedrest Thursday. She's 9 months pregnant and was having some swelling. The Doctor checked the baby and everything was fine. She goes home from work (she works with my wife) around 12 and she's fine, they're going to induce labor next week (which is now this week). Friday morning she calls the bank. She lost the baby during the night. So, we've had alot going on this weekend. Seeing a little bitty baby casket is a very depressing sight.


    Just tell the worst jokes you know to lighten the mood a little.



    What do you get from a pampered cow?
    Spoiled milk.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Beautiful day here in north Florida.

    TOTD:
    What is green and red and goes 200 miles an hour?
    A frog in a blender.
    What do you get when you add milk.
    Frognog.
    Last edited by FlaGator; 03-29-2010 at 12:10 PM.

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    Rebel Yell : That's horrible, and sad.

    FlaGator: That's also horrible, and sad.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Thanks for changing it.
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Rebel Yell : That's horrible, and sad.

    FlaGator: That's also horrible, and sad.
    Yeah, I can't imagine what they're going through. I hope I never know.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Thanks for changing it.
    Frognog is more my style... he did say bad jokes and that was one of the worse that I could think of. Then I realized that he meant bad in the traditional way so I changed it.

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    Q: What's Brown and sticky?
    A: A stick.



    Q: What's red and looks like a bucket.
    A: A red bucket.

    GROOOOOAAAAAAAN.
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was f**king dead.
    Andrew Dice Clay

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
    Because it was f**king dead.
    Andrew Dice Clay
    Another Dice Fan.:D He could piss off feminazis to not end .
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    Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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