Just wanted to say up front that SR does not go on business trips. :D

To my darling husband,
>>Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let you
>>know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I
>>turned into the driveway.
>>
>>Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please
>>don't worry too much about me.
>>
>>I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the
>>driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
>>
>>
>>The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came
>>to a halt when it bumped into your car.
>>
>>I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
>>you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you
>>my sweetheart.
>>
>>I am enclosing a picture for you.
>>
>>I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
>>
>>Your loving wife,
>>XOXO


>>P.S. Your girlfriend called.