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    Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection
    By WAYNE PARRY, Associated Press Writer

    ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. - Yes, Michael Wax stank. He's the first to admit it. The 440-pound New York City man said he was playing poker in an Atlantic City casino for 17 hours Tuesday and didn't have time to clean up. He understands why grossed-out gamblers complained about his body odor, but said he didn't deserve stinky treatment from the casino that asked him to leave.

    Wax said he told casino officials: "There's no question I stink. I'm not denying it. I do have an odor. I've been playing for 17 hours."

    He said the casino was out of line to tell him he stinks in front of other patrons.

    "I would like an apology," Wax said.
    440 pounds x 17 hours at the table = You stink.

    You've got to know when to fold them
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection440 pounds x 17 hours at the table = You stink.

    You've got to know when to fold them
    They should have brought in a portable hot tub filled with lysol and bleach and hosed him down every half hour .
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Stinky gambler fuming over NJ casino ejection440 pounds x 17 hours at the table = You stink.

    You've got to know when to fold them
    I can only think that when you are that heavy you cant wipe very well.....
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafod View Post
    I can only think that when you are that heavy you cant wipe very well.....
    His arms aren't long enough !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafod View Post
    I can only think that when you are that heavy you cant wipe very well.....
    Too much information.:eek:
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    well he probably has many backside dingle berries hanging around.....
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    I don't even think porkers should be allowed in public places with the rest of us, much less stinky porkers.
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