Ghost in the Machine
Why are some drunks so fucking stupid? I just got into a fist fight with an idiot...
This guy my sister has been dating is a real loser asshole. He claims to be a christian (of course), but he likes to get drunk and all pilled up and get stupid. Earlier today, he hit my sister in the eye... and she beat the hell out of him (I taught her how to defend herself when she was young). He left before the cops got here, but not before knocking a hole in her wall, kicking a hinge off a door, kicking a dent in her car door and breaking her windshield.
The dumbass got a few more beers in him... and decided to come back. My son saw him come up the hill and told me. I told him to call my mom & dad and have them call the cops back, since they had talked to them earlier, and my sister was at their house (we all live within a couple doors of each other). We all took off down to my sister's house, and this idiot had broken a window and went into the house. We immediately called the cops back and let them know.
While we were outside waiting, the drunk idiot decided to come out to the street where my folks were parked in their truck, and I was standing beside the truck. My kids and their friends were standing in the street, too. First off, the idiot charged up to my dad's window acting all badass, cussing and calling my dad all kinds of cocksuckers and motherfuckers, then started coming around to my mom's side cussing her. I stepped in between him and the truck, and told him he needed to just calm down and get off of our property. I never raised my hands, or my voice, to him. He decided he wanted to walk up into my face and try to headbutt me.....
Wrong move on his part.... I hit him right square in the mouth and staggered him backwards. The dumbass then tried to rush me, but I just popped him in the face again... and he went down to the ground. I just stood there, didn't try to attack him while he was down or anything, just told him he needed to get up and leave before the cops got there (we live way out in the country, it takes them a while to get here). Well, as you can guess, the dumbfuck tried to rush me again... he got caught with another straight punch to the face... and went down again.
This happened 3 times... THREE FUCKING TIMES... the 4th time, I fully unloaded on him and knocked him flat on his back in the street... and when he moved like he was gonna get up again I was all over his ass. I beat him like the piece of shit he is. I'll have to admit that I was fully intent on putting him either in the hospital or in the morgue, and I didn't care which one it was. I was in zone, a place where I haven't been in a long time. I used to get paid to hurt people. I've tried to put violence and my old ways behind me, and live a peaceful existence for my remaining years. If it hadn't been for my dad yelling at me to STOP!... the idiot would probably be dead right now. As it stands, he went to jail with both eyes swollen almost shut, a busted nose, a busted lip, several loose teeth and one eye split open. I also told the cop right to his face that if the asshole came back on MY property trying to start some more shit that they were gonna be picking him up in a meat wagon. The cop just smiled and nodded.
I'm actually upset more right now because I let someone get me for my cool and made me revert (momentarily) back to some of my old ways, but goddammit, ain't NO ONE gonna treat my sister, much less my 66 year old mother & 70 year old father, that way. This guy is 27 years old, and has been telling everyone for the last 6 months or more that he was a "trained UFC Fighter and I bring the pain!" He found out what pain is tonight. After the cops left with him, I had a talk with my kids and their friends. I apologized to them for having to see something like that. I tried to explain to them that violence isn't the answer, but sometimes you can't avoid it no matter what. I've taught my kids self defense, but I've always taught them that they are NEVER to start a fight, just end it quickly if someone puts their hands on them. I don't believe in "turn the other cheek". I don't look for trouble (anymore), but if it finds me, I don't back down from it. I'll try to talk someone out of a fight, but if you put your hands on me, all bets are off.
There's one funny aspect I've found in though... you see, I'm 90% total permanent disabled and have been through 2 major neck surgeries. This stupid little drunk, 27 year old UFC fighter wannabe got his ass kicked twice today.... once by a girl & once by a 45 year old disabled man. :rofl:
Again, why are some drunks so fucking stupid?
Thanks for letting me rant...