Read More: Introducing The Daily Callerís Offset-Offset ProgramFor years, youíve watched helplessly as your neighbors try to erase their eco-sins with something called ďcarbon offsetsĒ Ė the modern-day indulgences that rich liberals buy to make themselves feel better about taking NetJets to Sundance every January, or living in an 11,000-square-foot house with nine bathrooms. They may be burning more fossil fuels in a year than Malawi, but by purchasing a certificate that says someone planted ferns on their behalf in the Amazon Basin, these confirmed despoilers of the environment can claim to be ďcarbon-neutral.Ē And they do claim it, self-righteously and at every opportunity. Itís infuriating, yet thereís nothing you can do about it.
This Earth Day, we at the The Daily Caller are proud to introduce our exclusive Carbon Offset-Offset Program. For a small fee, you can do your part to stop environmental fraud. Hereís how it works:
Each time your neighbor buys a carbon offset, you offset it.
I'm not really sure this qualifies as "news", so I put it up in general. Either way it's comedic gold.