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  1. #1 What will the weather be Mr. Jones? 
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    I need a weather report for tomorrow. Yesterday I had a 70% chance of rain, zip zilch nothing. Today was 80% chance. clear skies and beautiful all day. What will tomorrow bring Mr Jones?:D
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    He's not paying attention so I'll go:

    Chance of locally heavy T-storms/rain, 70+ temps, mostly sunny until after noon.


    At least you didn't tornado warnings today - we did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I need a weather report for tomorrow. Yesterday I had a 70% chance of rain, zip zilch nothing. Today was 80% chance. clear skies and beautiful all day. What will tomorrow bring Mr Jones?:D
    I don't know about tomorrow but if we don't spend billions fast, the atlantic ocean will be lapping at your doors in 2 years!! Start planning now!

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    He's not paying attention so I'll go:

    Chance of locally heavy T-storms/rain, 70+ temps, mostly sunny until after noon.


    At least you didn't tornado warnings today - we did.
    They haven't even been in the ball park around here for the last 4 days. I'm just going to look at the radar in the morning and forget about their forecasts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    They haven't even been in the ball park around here for the last 4 days. I'm just going to look at the radar in the morning and forget about their forecasts.
    Rock, Do what I do. Look out the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    I don't know about tomorrow but if we don't spend billions fast, the atlantic ocean will be lapping at your doors in 2 years!! Start planning now!
    Doesn't that just gripe your ass, they can't tell you accurately whether it will rain the next day. But they are so sure the Earth will warm three degrees in the next hundred years that they are willing to destroy our economy because of it!
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    If it doesn't rain I need 700,000 pounds of fill delivered at 10:00 tomorrow morning. I probably won't be able to get it all if I call tomorrow after looking at the clouds. Their forecasts don't mean shit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    If it doesn't rain I need 700,000 pounds of fill delivered at 10:00 tomorrow morning. I probably won't be able to get it all if I call tomorrow after looking at the clouds. Their forecasts don't mean shit!
    Fill?
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Fill?
    Sandy loam to revegatate a damaged hillside after cutting a road through and exposing rock and subsoil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Sandy loam to revegatate a damaged hillside after cutting a road through and exposing rock and subsoil.
    Ah, where I come from such material is measured by the cubic yard. You go by weight?
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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