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  1. #1 Redstone plays an internet bad-ass again 
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    Redstone (1000+ posts)
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    I'm going to Arizona so I can tell a cop to fuck himself.

    Those racist Arizonan assholes are going to tell me I have to carry my passport or birth certificate IN AN AMERICAN STATE?

    That any pissant local cop can demand that I prove my American citizenship?

    Kiss my ass, Arizona.

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    Good luck with that, DUmb-ass.

    To be fair, quite a few DUmmies take him to task.
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    Redstone (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-24-10 07:18 PM
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    32. I don't "make shit up."
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    I was just about to bring this one over too. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    I was just about to bring this one over too. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaRepub View Post
    I was just about to bring this one over too. :D
    Their "outrage" over this is cracking me up. :D
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    I'd LOVE to see the video of the ass kicking he would get id he actually had the Nuts to do it. :D
    Last edited by Big Guy; 04-24-2010 at 08:25 PM. Reason: Mis spelled Video
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    Oh the irony...

    stray cat (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-24-10 06:48 PM
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    3. Tell it to the ones making the laws - it wasn't a cop who passed it
    Edited on Sat Apr-24-10 06:49 PM by stray cat
    or are you going to practice racial profiling and pick a white cop?
    Redstone (1000+ posts) Sat Apr-24-10 07:19 PM
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    35. Yes.
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    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    I see a lame Bouncy in Redstone's future; something bitch slapping a cop until he cries
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    Oh, he's going to tell a cop to go fuck himself alright. What he isn't telling you is that he's going to do it with the windows up in the car and with at least 100 yards from the nearest cop. However, I'm a cop. I may not be a street cop but I do have full police powers so, please, come and tell me to my face to go fuck myself. Please. I'm a corrections officer. I can justify kicking your whiny ass by turning 'go fuck yourself' into 'I'm going to fuck you up'. Then I'll take it from there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    Oh, he's going to tell a cop to go fuck himself alright. What he isn't telling you is that he's going to do it with the windows up in the car and with at least 100 yards from the nearest cop. However, I'm a cop. I may not be a street cop but I do have full police powers so, please, come and tell me to my face to go fuck myself. Please. I'm a corrections officer. I can justify kicking your whiny ass by turning 'go fuck yourself' into 'I'm going to fuck you up'. Then I'll take it from there.
    I watched this hilarious video once were these dumb teenages thought it would be funny to film one of them run up to a cop and start screaming "FUCK YOU" at him while giving him the finger. He ran up behind the cop screaming at the top of his lungs, the cop immediately turned around and started beating the shit out of the kid with a stick. The camera guy was losing his mind yelling at the other kid to get back in the car.

    I laughed my ass off. :D
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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