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  1. #1 Claw Hammer? Check. Plastic Bag? Check. Motor Oil? Check. Lewd Act? You Betcha. 
    Police arrest naked man in window

    Updated: Aug 5, 2008 02:57 PM MDT

    FORT WAYNE, Ind. (WANE) - A Fort Wayne man was arrested Monday for felony Public Indecency after police saw him standing naked in the window of his home.

    Around 10:30 p.m. Monday evening, a Fort Wayne officer was driving in the 4500 block of S. Hanna St. when he noticed a naked man standing in front of a large picture window of his home with his genital region clearly visible to those on the street.

    According to the officer, the blinds were not pulled shut and the front door was wide open, giving a clear view inside the home.

    Together, with another responding officer, the two walked up to the home and found the naked man, then on the couch, conducting a lewd act with a claw hammer, plastic bag and motor oil.


    The man, Ronald Miller, did not acknowledge the officer's presence until they addressed him and still did not say anything.

    Officers arrested Miller for felony Public Indecency, at which time Miller asked the officer for another chance. Officers declined and took Miller in double-locked handcuffs to the Allen County Lock-up instead.

    Mr. Miller had a previous conviction for an unrelated public nudity incident.

    A neighbor watching the scene, who wished to remain confidential, told police she had seen Miller walk around naked in his home with the front window and door open on several occasions. She said, "He does it 24/24. He's not right."
    I've got a good imagination but I might need some assistance figuring this one out.

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    I have a good idea, but I'm not going to go there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I've got a good imagination but I might need some assistance figuring this one out.

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    I don't even want to think about this one !:eek:
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    what the hell is 24/24?
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zafod View Post
    what the hell is 24/24?
    You'd be confused too if you just saw your neighbor abuse his manhood with a claw hammer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    You'd be confused too if you just saw your neighbor abuse his manhood with a claw hammer.
    hahahahahahahaha you are right. :D
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    All I want to ask Caligula err I mean Cold Warrior is how much bail cost him.....
    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    No Mater how you slice it having sex involving a claw a hammer hurts.If the hammer head is in the bag with the motor oil and sealed up it still makes no sense.

    If this weird guy is into pain and suffering along with sex why not just the hammer ,what good is the oil or the bag ?Are there any farm animals involved and is he from California ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    No Mater how you slice it having sex involving a claw a hammer hurts.If the hammer head is in the bag with the motor oil and sealed up it still makes no sense.

    If this weird guy is into pain and suffering along with sex why not just the hammer ,what good is the oil or the bag ?Are there any farm animals involved and is he from California ?
    If the chick across the street is watching him 24/24, the dude is just advertising. Either that or she's into free Porn. Sounds like a freaky neighborhood to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lacarnut View Post
    If the chick across the street is watching him 24/24, the dude is just advertising. Either that or she's into free Porn. Sounds like a freaky neighborhood to me.
    I think we're still going to need a diagram to fully understand this. :p
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