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  1. #1 Perp, 18, Stole Sex Toy After Galpal Declared, "I Want This." 
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    While browsing the adult toy section at a Spencer’s in Florida on a recent Monday morning, Oscar Gil’s female companion picked up a $12.99 vibrator and announced, “I want this.”

    Since Gil, 18, apparently was not in the position to actually purchase the sex toy, he allegedly “took the vibrator out of the package and concealed it in his right pocket,” according to an Indian River County Sheriff's Office report.
    As the store’s manager looked on, Gil hid the empty vibrator packaging behind some other merchadise and headed for the exit.
    But when Gil and his galpal sought to leave the Vero Beach business, they were confronted by the manager and escorted back into the gift shop to wait the arrival of police.
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    OMG, I haven't been in a Spencers in decades!!! I didn't
    even know they were still in bidness! I do recall them having
    some "interesting" items though...
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    While browsing the adult toy section at a Spencer’s in Florida on a recent Monday morning, Oscar Gil’s female companion picked up a $12.99 vibrator and announced, “I want this.”

    Since Gil, 18, apparently was not in the position to actually purchase the sex toy, he allegedly “took the vibrator out of the package and concealed it in his right pocket,” according to an Indian River County Sheriff's Office report.
    As the store’s manager looked on, Gil hid the empty vibrator packaging behind some other merchadise and headed for the exit.
    But when Gil and his galpal sought to leave the Vero Beach business, they were confronted by the manager and escorted back into the gift shop to wait the arrival of police.
    Moe>http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-nabbed-897541
    Just tryin' to cop a buzz!
    The manager buzzed a cop, and the cop buzzed Oscar Gil.
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    Poor kid, he's going to be famous for this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Poor kid, he's going to be famous for this.
    Well, I know teens aren't the most forward thinkers, but he should have taken an extra moment for this situation.
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