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    MARCH 6--An Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife had stolen his cocaine, according to cops who subsequently arrested him on drug and other charges.


    Robert Collins, 39, dialed the police emergency line late Wednesday night to report the cocaine theft, according to an Alliance Police Department report that does not detail the wherabouts of Collins’s spouse or the cocaine.


    When officers arrived at Collins’s residence, he apparently had a change of heart and “refused to tell police why he called 911.”


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    I guess he didn't watch the frying egg commercial.
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    If you don't want your cocaine stolen don't marry a crack ho.
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