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  1. #1 Sleaziest Televangelist 
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    Who is the sleaziest televangelist you've seen? SHow him to us. I'd prefer not to get "all of them" as an answer. The best are usually local crooks. I watch this one every chance I get, just for the comedy. MSTRBLUE will know who I'm talking about.
    I see this freak on Saturday mornings if I'm up ealry enough. Rev. Roosevelt Franklin and his wife, well see for yourself. From his website...http://revrooseveltfranklin.org/index.html


    WE BELIEVE IN THE ALMIGHTY GOD!!!!!


    Do you need help quick and in a hurry? Well, you are in the right place. As in Ecclesiates it states... Money answereth all things.

    Welcome to the City of Franklin with Rev. Roosevelt Franklin "The Original Georgia Prophet". Rev. Roosevelt Franklin can get you the help that you need quick and in a hurry.

    Are you experiencing problems? Can you answer yes to the following questions?


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    If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you could have a spell placed on you. Someone is using black magic on you. This bad luck could be an evil spirit that was placed by a witch to drain all of your positive energy and make you feel down in your luck.

    You may ask: What do I do to help myself? You need to write to the Rev. Roosevelt Franklin and His Clear Thinkers. They have travelled to find the solution to your problems. They can help put you back on the right track. Don't hesitate to write to them right away and Get yourself straightened out quick and in a hurry!!!!


    Do you need help with an upcoming court case? Rev. Roosevelt Franklin can help you with that. Write to him so that you can receive the blessing that you need to help you win that court case. He can have you coming out with a victory. If you are having a hard time right now, write to the Rev. Roosevelt Franklin. You will see how good and how quick he can bless you and supply you with your needs. If you are sick and about to go into the hospital, write to the Rev. Roosevelt Franklin. He can help you with the power of the Almighty God. If you want to bring money into your home, all you have to do is write to the Rev. Roosevelt Franklin. He will send you that special blessing. It will change your life.

    Why suffer when there is relief in sight? The Almighty God has gifted "The Original Georgia Prophet" Rev. Roosevelt Franklin to help thousands and thousands all over the world and he is now waiting to help you. Write to him today, and you will be glad that you did. Let him put you on the right track, that fast money track so that you can have the things that you want. God wants you to prosper. God wants you to prosper with Rev. Roosevelt Franklin's Prosperity Plan. Rev. Roosevelt Franklin is "God's Errand Boy". His chore and job is to provide you with the prosperity plan to get you all the money that you need.

    Thousands upon thousands of people have been blessed by Rev. Roosevelt Franklin's prosperity plan. Many people are using the prosperity as we speak today. Do not be the only one without this plan. Get it together and write to him today. Some of you may feel sick, tired, or just not at your best. You cannot get the energy to do the things that you need to do. You just want to say in the bed all day. You do not want to do anything to help yourself. Get the help you need today with the Rev. Roosevelt Franklin. He can help you get out of that rut that you are in. Why walk around with a bowed down head. Let Rev. Roosevelt Franklin help you hold your head up high. Just write to him today. Within a few days, you will have your head held high and money in your pockets.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Benny Hinn. No lower form of life on Earth.
    At Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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    I don't know his name but there's some toupeed guy that comes on in the middle of the night pushing little green towels. If you pray and wave it, all your dreams come true.

    I get creeped out by Joel Osteen too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LogansPapa View Post


    Benny Hinn. No lower form of life on Earth.
    I don't know, chaeck out Roosevelt Franklin's testimonoals.
    The Winning Verdict

    Dear Rev. Roosevelt Franklin,

    I had to go to court a few months back for something that I did not do. I was so nervous because I did not know what to do. I knew I was innocent, but I did not know how the case was going to turn out. My lawyer did not have a good case and he was not sure of how to get the evidence he needed to help me win my case. I came across your website and I got the "Good Luck in Court Charm". In a matter of days, my case was looking good. My lawyer found what he needed to get my case thrown out of court. He didn't know how it happened. I was able to get my life back in order. Thank you Rev. Roosevelt Franklin. You have helped me in such a great way.

    S. A.

    Jacksonville, Florida

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    I FOUND THE ANSWERS THAT I WAS LOOKING FOR!!

    Dear Rev. Roosevelt Franklin,

    I was really hurt when my boyfriend decided to end our 5 year relationship. I purchased your "Get Your Loved One Back Spell". Within a week, he called "just to talk". After we talked for a few days, he asked to see me again. I told him that I wanted to date other people and that if he truly loved me he would wait for me. He did exactly that. He called me everyday and told me that I was the one for him. He asked me to marry him. We will be married in the next few months. Thank you Rev. Roosevelt Franklin. You have helped me in such a wonderful way.



    Sincerely,

    A.C.

    San Jose, California
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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    I don't know his name but there's some toupeed guy that comes on in the middle of the night pushing little green towels. If you pray and wave it, all your dreams come true.

    I get creeped out by Joel Osteen too.
    My wife just bought one of Joel Osteen's books. He is a good self help guru, but I don't put much faith in a preacher whose church has no religious symbols in ti anywhere.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    Who is the sleaziest televangelist you've seen? I'd prefer not to get "all of them" as an answer.
    In that case, I'm out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    In that case, I'm out.
    There has to be one that stands out.;)
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Quote Originally Posted by LogansPapa View Post
    Benny Hinn. No lower form of life on Earth.
    Pretty snappy dresser, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    My wife just bought one of Joel Osteen's books. He is a good self help guru, but I don't put much faith in a preacher whose church has no religious symbols in ti anywhere.
    He is a total prosperity preacher....which is akin to saying he teaches 1/100 of the gospel. That's like teaching none of it to me. Christian's of all walks should be wary of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel Yell View Post
    There has to be one that stands out.;)
    I haven't really made a study of them. As soon as I see one is on TV I tend to pick up the remote pretty quickly. I think Benny is the one who pushes people down, and then there's that old one with the "Mr. Haney" accent and the horrifying toupee. I haven't gone out of my way to study any of their deep messages.
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