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  1. #1 Chimp Pitted Against NOAA In Hurricane Prediction Showdown. 
    Think-Tank Says Trained Chimp Can Predict Hurricanes Better
    Than NOAA... And Puts it to the Test


    Chimp Predicts 6-8 Atlantic Hurricanes in 2010

    Washington, DC - The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's track record in predicting the number of Atlantic hurricanes is so abysmal that a trained chimp could do better, says The National Center for Public Policy Research, a Washington, D.C.-based think tank.

    The group is putting this claim to the test, issuing a 2010 Atlantic Hurricane Forecast today determined by a chimpanzee, "Dr. James Hansimian."

    A video of Dr. Hansimian and his methodology can be found at www.nationalcenter.org/HurricaneForecast.html or http://tw0.us/DNm.

    The forecast is being issued in advance of NOAA's May "Atlantic Hurricane Season Outlook," expected to be released next week.

    "NOAA's May outlooks have been wrong three out of the last four years - or 75% of the time," said David Ridenour, vice president of The National Center for Public Policy Research. "We think our chimp can do better. He hasn't been wrong so far. Of course, this is his very first hurricane season forecast."

    The video isn't intended to needle NOAA for its erroneous forecasts, but to make a larger point about our current understanding of climate.

    "NOAA's forecasts have been wrong not because of a lack of dedication or competence of its forecast team, but because climate science is really still its infancy," said Amy Ridenour, president of The National Center for Public Policy Research. "We should remember this as we consider whether to adopt economically-ruinous caps on energy. If we can't rely on 6-month forecasts, how can rely on forecasts of what rising carbon concentrations will do to our climate 25, 50 or even 100 years out?"

    The National Center for Public Policy Research is also issuing a challenge to NOAA.

    "If, at the end of the hurricane season, Dr. Hansimian's forecast turns out to be more accurate than NOAA's, we challenge the agency to make him an honorary member of NOAA's hurricane specialists unit," said David Ridenour. "In return, if NOAA's forecast is more accurate, we'll include a prominently-displayed mea culpa on our website."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I'm betting that statistically the chimp does no worse than NOAA.

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    Thats what I've been saying all along. I'm a weather forecaster. Been doing the job 8 years now. And our knowledge of how everything works in still limited.

    Look, when we're done trying to figure out what truly causes a tornado, I'll believe we can start predicting climate on a global scale to it's micro levels.
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    Okay, what's the over/under for these two?
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    Will Al Gore use his use his forecast?
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    They didn't say what the chimps name is, could it be Wilbur?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    They didn't say what the chimps name is, could it be Wilbur?
    They did say: Dr. Hansimian. :D
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