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    Nicolas Cage reveals bizarre diet of animals that have 'dignified' sex

    Nicolas Cage, the Hollywood actor, has revealed an unusual diet in which he eats meat only from animals that mate in a “dignified” way.

    By Alastair Jamieson
    Published: 8:47AM BST 19 May 2010

    A report in The Sun said Cage, who won an Oscar for Leaving Las Vegas, ate fish and fowl.

    He told the newspaper: "I love all animals. I have a fascination with fish, birds, whales - sentient life - insects, reptiles.

    "I actually choose the way I eat according to the way animals have sex. I think fish are very dignified with sex. So are birds.

    "But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."

    Cage, who lives in New Orleans, where Bad Lieutenant is set, has a reputation for eccentric behaviour and once owned a pet octopus.
    I guess he's never seen chicken sex. :eek:

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    Bumping for dignified sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I guess he's never seen chicken sex. :eek:
    Not much in terms of foreplay there. Goats really make a big deal out of it, they have quite a vocabulary!:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Not much in terms of foreplay there. Goats really make a big deal out of it, they have quite a vocabulary!:D
    From what I've seen, chicken sex is "wham (restraint), (vigorous fighting), bam!, (peevish pecking), ruffle, ruffle, eat bug.

    Dignified? Not so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    From what I've seen, chicken sex is "wham (restraint), (vigorous fighting), bam!, (peevish pecking), ruffle, ruffle, eat bug.

    Dignified? Not so much.
    Isn't that how we all do it?
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    A gentleman never tells :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I guess he's never seen chicken sex. :eek:

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    You mean rooster rape? Poor hen tries like hell to get away.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
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    Sounds like a fowl business either way................:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    Sounds like a fowl business either way................:D
    It's not that they don't want to have sex, they chicken out at the last minute!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    From what I've seen, chicken sex is "wham (restraint), (vigorous fighting), bam!, (peevish pecking), ruffle, ruffle, eat bug.

    Dignified? Not so much.


    Not much different from ducks, except male ducks commit gang rape on female ducks. They gang up, and even take turns with her, alternating between holding her down and having at her.

    It's just like that Jodie Foster movie, except with ducks.
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