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  1. #1 Walk this way, NYers 
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    Someone has finally come up with a way to keep New Yorkers from being driven mad by slow-moving tourists who get in their way -- dividing the sidewalk into separate lanes for residents and out-of-towners.

    A white line mysteriously showed up in the center of the Fifth Avenue sidewalk between East 22nd and 23rd streets.

    One side -- clearly the fast lane -- is marked "New Yorkers."

    And camera-toting out-of-towners can amble along in the "Tourists" lane without being trampled when they stop to take pictures of the big buildings. ...
    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...#ixzz0oUx1fGFj


    I like this idea, I wish we had it here. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...#ixzz0oUx1fGFj


    I like this idea, I wish we had it here. :D


    I do too, but I also think that New Yorkers are generally wimpy crybabies. They think they are tough, but they are not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/m...#ixzz0oUx1fGFj


    I like this idea, I wish we had it here. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I do too, but I also think that New Yorkers are generally wimpy crybabies. They think they are tough, but they are not.

    Easy for you to say from Michigan. Say that in New York and see how long it is before your body starts coming apart.
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    I drew a line across my stomach so my wimmins know to talk fast and sex me slow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    I drew a line across my stomach so my wimmins know to talk fast and sex me slow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    I do too, but I also think that New Yorkers are generally wimpy crybabies. They think they are tough, but they are not.
    Haha! New Yawkers are wimpy!?! Fugheddaboudit! Never buy sausage in little Italy! It might be someone you knew!

    You michiganders burn down your own cities every Halloween!

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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Haha! New Yawkers are wimpy!?! Fugheddaboudit! Never buy sausage in little Italy! It might be someone you knew!

    You michiganders burn down your own cities every Halloween!
    Don't forget, we do it when we win the Stanley Cup as well! :D
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Haha! New Yawkers are wimpy!?! Fugheddaboudit! Never buy sausage in little Italy! It might be someone you knew!

    You michiganders burn down your own cities every Halloween!
    HAHAHAHAHA!
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