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  1. #1 Naked man: 'God told me to be naked' 
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    Shafiq Mohamed was arrested for walking naked down the street of Thibodaux, Louisiana, after police responded to an obscenity complaint at about 2am on Thursday morning.

    Mohamed reportedly explained to the officers that 'America raped him' and that God had told him to walk around naked in order to save his soul. ...
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    God made Ezekiel do some pretty weird things, like lay on one side, and eat bread baked with dung.
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    God told me to eat a doughnut for breakfast. :)
    ...Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megaguns91 View Post
    God told me to eat a doughnut for breakfast. :)
    So God's not down with the Atkins Diet? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    So God's not down with the Atkins Diet? :D
    I dunno but he's certainly down with doughnuts :p
    ...Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
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    Apparently God has a sense of humor and uses this order quite a bit..I heard it more than a few times when I used to work in psych admitting....
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megaguns91 View Post
    God told me to eat a doughnut for breakfast. :)
    I'm not buying it! How can you just eat "a" donut?
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    God has a great sense of humor... I offer up wilbur as an example. :D

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaGator View Post
    God has a great sense of humor... I offer up wilbur as an example. :D
    Wilbur is kind of like English humor!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkalot View Post
    Apparently God has a sense of humor and uses this order quite a bit..I heard it more than a few times when I used to work in psych admitting....
    Is that code for family reunion?:D
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