Thread: The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask
#1 The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask05-25-2010, 06:30 PMThe Michael Jackson Sleep Mask
Gadgets Add comments May 252010
If you want to scare the sh*t out of your roommate or significant other, this thing is your ticket. Using a combination of the Pedo of Pop and Admiral Ackbar, this “sleep mask” will, according to Hot Topic, allow you to “get a little dangerous.” They actually italicized “dangerous,” too. I actually started giggling when I typed that sentence. Hot Topic, MJ sleep mask, dangerous. Is “dangerous” some sort of innuendo, some internet slang of which I’m not aware? (*cough, cough, childrape, cough*) Enough of that mockery, though. Jesus juice. Sorry.
It’s pretty creepy, but it’s only $10, so it could be worth it. I think that if you opt for the deluxe model, it comes with earmuffs to stifle the screams of the children. What, too far?
05-25-2010, 06:33 PM
Is there any kind of crap that the American people won't buy?“Progress is Providence without God. That is, it is a theory that everything has always
perpetually gone right by accident. It is a sort of atheistic optimism, based on an
everlasting coincidence far more miraculous than a miracle.”
G. K. Chesterton
05-25-2010, 06:53 PM
It kind of makes her look like one of the Na'vi; if the Na'vi were all hookers."The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
"The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
05-26-2010, 10:14 AM
How much is Joe Jackson's cut of the profits?
The only place I can imagine selling these things is Spencer's Gifts.
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