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  1. #1 The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask 
    The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask
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    If you want to scare the sh*t out of your roommate or significant other, this thing is your ticket. Using a combination of the Pedo of Pop and Admiral Ackbar, this “sleep mask” will, according to Hot Topic, allow you to “get a little dangerous.” They actually italicized “dangerous,” too. I actually started giggling when I typed that sentence. Hot Topic, MJ sleep mask, dangerous. Is “dangerous” some sort of innuendo, some internet slang of which I’m not aware? (*cough, cough, childrape, cough*) Enough of that mockery, though. Jesus juice. Sorry.

    It’s pretty creepy, but it’s only $10, so it could be worth it. I think that if you opt for the deluxe model, it comes with earmuffs to stifle the screams of the children. What, too far?
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    Is there any kind of crap that the American people won't buy?

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    It kind of makes her look like one of the Na'vi; if the Na'vi were all hookers.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    It kind of makes her look like one of the Na'vi; if the Na'vi were all hookers.
    How do you know they aren't?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    How do you know they aren't?
    Good point. They were in a pretty blue film.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    How much is Joe Jackson's cut of the profits?


    The only place I can imagine selling these things is Spencer's Gifts.
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