Thread: The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask
#1 The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask05-25-2010, 06:30 PMThe Michael Jackson Sleep Mask
Gadgets Add comments May 252010
If you want to scare the sh*t out of your roommate or significant other, this thing is your ticket. Using a combination of the Pedo of Pop and Admiral Ackbar, this “sleep mask” will, according to Hot Topic, allow you to “get a little dangerous.” They actually italicized “dangerous,” too. I actually started giggling when I typed that sentence. Hot Topic, MJ sleep mask, dangerous. Is “dangerous” some sort of innuendo, some internet slang of which I’m not aware? (*cough, cough, childrape, cough*) Enough of that mockery, though. Jesus juice. Sorry.
It’s pretty creepy, but it’s only $10, so it could be worth it. I think that if you opt for the deluxe model, it comes with earmuffs to stifle the screams of the children. What, too far?
05-25-2010, 06:33 PM
Is there any kind of crap that the American people won't buy?“I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more.”
God judged it better to bring good out of evil than to suffer no evil to exist.
St. Augustine of Hippo
05-25-2010, 06:53 PM
It kind of makes her look like one of the Na'vi; if the Na'vi were all hookers."The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
"The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
05-26-2010, 10:14 AM
How much is Joe Jackson's cut of the profits?
The only place I can imagine selling these things is Spencer's Gifts.
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