The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask

[Gingersnap]

The Michael Jackson Sleep Mask
Gadgets Add comments May 252010



If you want to scare the sh*t out of your roommate or significant other, this thing is your ticket. Using a combination of the Pedo of Pop and Admiral Ackbar, this “sleep mask” will, according to Hot Topic, allow you to “get a little dangerous.” They actually italicized “dangerous,” too. I actually started giggling when I typed that sentence. Hot Topic, MJ sleep mask, dangerous. Is “dangerous” some sort of innuendo, some internet slang of which I’m not aware? (*cough, cough, childrape, cough*) Enough of that mockery, though. Jesus juice. Sorry.

It’s pretty creepy, but it’s only $10, so it could be worth it. I think that if you opt for the deluxe model, it comes with earmuffs to stifle the screams of the children. What, too far?

Ijustwantotfitin

[FlaGator]

Is there any kind of crap that the American people won't buy?

[Articulate_Ape]

It kind of makes her look like one of the Na'vi; if the Na'vi were all hookers.

[Gingersnap]

It kind of makes her look like one of the Na'vi; if the Na'vi were all hookers.

How do you know they aren't?

[Articulate_Ape]

How do you know they aren't?

Good point. They were in a pretty blue film.

[noonwitch]

How much is Joe Jackson's cut of the profits?


The only place I can imagine selling these things is Spencer's Gifts.